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AI Classification
Claude vision identifies every bird with hyper-accurate species matching. Each result includes a dramatic fighting-game title and cryptic metaphysical reading. Average processing time: 3 seconds.
FIELD STATION ALPHA · BAINBRIDGE ISLAND
BIRDWATCH_
An avian intelligence platform for the suspicious naturalist. Identify, catalog, and dossier every bird that crosses your surveillance zone.
Statement of Intent
Because the birds aren't going to watch themselves.
BirdWatch is a one-developer field operation built for backyard birders who treat their feeder like a stakeout.
Snap a photo, upload from your library, or activate live surveillance. Within seconds an AI classifier returns a species ID, a dramatic fighting-game title, and a paragraph of cryptic metaphysical prose. Each capture is filed under a permanent specimen designation that grows your dossier.
No ads. No tracking. No location capture. Just intel — yours alone.
— J. RAYMOND, FIELD STATION ALPHACapabilities Brief
Four modules.
One classified pipeline.
Hover any panel to expand. Each module operates independently — chain them or run them solo. All results filed to your private dossier.
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Live Surveillance
Activate your camera for continuous frame analysis. Configurable scan intervals, rolling negative/contact log, amber detection flash. Watch the feeder so you don't have to.
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Species Dossiers
Full intelligence files for every identified species — capture history, hourly activity signature, metaphysical readings, specimen designations, and head-to-head VS combat records.
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Intercept Archive
Audio poetry clips play during discoveries. Intercepted transmissions from the natural world — rain, verse, the whispered truths of birds. 55 clips and counting.
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Deploy specimen
Choose your method. Upload from library, snap from camera, or activate surveillance for hands-free auto-detection.
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AI classification
The image is encrypted in transit, sent to a Claude vision model, scored for confidence, and returned with species, fighting-game title, and a paragraph of metaphysical prose.
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Archive & celebrate
New species trigger a full cinematic reveal — explosion, photo slam, stamp, intercept audio. Repeat sightings get a respectful LOGGED. Every capture is filed to your private dossier.
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Advance your clearance
Five tiers, escalating across 5 / 15 / 30 / 50 / 100 species. From Field Observer to Director of Ornithological Intelligence — every milestone earns a stamped clearance upgrade.
Field Memorandum 04
The smallest suspect leaves the longest record.
55+
Audio intercepts archived
5
Clearance tiers to unlock
3s
Average classification time
Now Deployed · iOS
Begin your field work.
BirdWatch is live on the App Store — a one-time $4.99 acquisition. No subscriptions, no ads, no tracking. Download it, point your lens at the feeder, and open your first dossier.
